thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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