what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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