So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's blow job season.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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