your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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