Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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