i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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