did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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