when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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