What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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