How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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