Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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