would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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