And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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