your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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