? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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