She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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