We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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