brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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