my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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