Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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