Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The feeling are messing with the penis
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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