it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
a search helicopter?!
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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