I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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