Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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