you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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