Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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