I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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