Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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