I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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