i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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