I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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