well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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