that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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