she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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