I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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