your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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