I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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