So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
