Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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