Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
