I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
