i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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