...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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