Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
even my farts smell like vagina
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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