If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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