she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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