Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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