they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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