My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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