normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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