No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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