Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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