It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize