Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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