Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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