If i come over, it means nothing
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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