My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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